Offszn Blooms

Home Court Objects

Vintage basketballs, reborn as one-of-one vessels.

Drop 001 · Numbered pieces · $150 · Free US shipping

Commissions & installations — available to book & travel

The Overtime Collection

Drop 001

Vintage basketballs, reborn as vessels. Cut, sealed watertight, signed and numbered to order. Every ball has a story. One of one.

$150 each · When they’re gone, they’re gone
No. 001 lives in Dallas. No. 002 lives in Nashville. These are No. 003–022.
Every piece arrives fully cut, sealed watertight, and ready for flowers — your ball is cut when you claim it.
Ships with floral foam and a build guide · Free US shipping · One week fulfillment to ship
Flowers and display base not included.
Offszn Object No. 000 — the original basketball vase, with flowers
No. 000 · The Original
Spalding NBA Pro Grip
The ball from the video. Retained by the house. Not for sale.
Offszn Overtime 003 — Spalding TF-1000 — Sold
No. 003
Spalding TF-1000
First cut of the drop. First sold.
$150
Sold
Offszn Overtime 004 — Spalding TF-Trainer — Sold
No. 004
Spalding TF-Trainer
Weighted trainer. The heavy-duty vase.
$150
Sold
Offszn Overtime 005 — Nike Elite All-Court — Sold
No. 005
Nike Elite All-Court
The cleanest of the drop.
$150
Sold
Offszn Overtime 006 — Spalding TF-Trainer
No. 006
Spalding TF-Trainer
Weighted trainer. The heavy-duty vase.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 007 — The Rock Heavy Trainer
No. 007
The Rock Heavy Trainer
Tan suede distress. The wildest piece in the drop.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 008 — Spalding TF-Trainer
No. 008
Spalding TF-Trainer
Weighted trainer. The heavy-duty vase.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 009 — Spalding TF-1000 Legacy
No. 009
Spalding TF-1000 Legacy
Deep channel, gold lettering.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 010 — Wilson NCAA Game Ball
No. 010
Wilson NCAA Game Ball
Maroon, moisture-absorbing cover.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 011 — Spalding TF-Trainer
No. 011
Spalding TF-Trainer
Weighted trainer. The heavy-duty vase.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 012 — The Rock
No. 012
The Rock
NYC skyline stamp, cracked patina.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 013 — The Rock
No. 013
The Rock
NYC skyline stamp, soft suede wear.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 014 — Spalding TF-1000
No. 014
Spalding TF-1000
Leathered sun fade.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 015 — Spalding TF-Trainer
No. 015
Spalding TF-Trainer
Weighted trainer. The heavy-duty vase.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 016 — Spalding Legacy TF-1000
No. 016
Spalding Legacy TF-1000
Official game ball, worn print.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 017 — Spalding Legacy TF-1000
No. 017
Spalding Legacy TF-1000
Deep red, heavy wear.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 018 — Spalding Legacy TF-1000
No. 018
Spalding Legacy TF-1000
Official game ball, even burn.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 019 — The Rock
No. 019
The Rock
NYC skyline stamp, deep patina.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 020 — Spalding TF-1000 Legacy
No. 020
Spalding TF-1000 Legacy
Deep channel, red.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 021 — Spalding TF-Trainer
No. 021
Spalding TF-Trainer
Weighted trainer. The heavy-duty vase.
$150
Buy
Offszn Overtime 022 — Spalding Excel TF-500
No. 022
Spalding Excel TF-500
All Surface, even patina.
$150
Buy
Cut, sealed watertight, and water-tested to order. Signed and numbered by hand.
Free US shipping · One week fulfillment to ship · Flowers and display base not included.
The House

I played professional basketball for 13 years. When the game slowed down, flowers were what slowed me down with it. Every vessel is cut, sealed, and finished by my hands in Columbia, Missouri — a second life for balls that already lived one.

Details
Holds water
Every vessel is sealed watertight and water-tested before it ships — the balls hold water. Floral foam is recommended, and it’s included with every piece. Do not add bleach to the water.
Condition
These are genuinely vintage balls. Scuffs, fading, and worn print are the character you’re buying — no two are alike, and each piece is photographed exactly as it is.
Care
Clean the vessel out after each use. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth. Avoid long stretches of direct sun.
Shipping
Free US shipping, double-boxed. One week fulfillment to ship. Outside the US, email before ordering.
Returns
Every piece is one of one and made to order, so all sales are final. If your piece arrives damaged, email photos within 48 hours and we’ll make it right.
What’s in the box
The vessel, floral foam, a numbered provenance card, and a build guide. Flowers and the display base pictured are not included — the flowers are yours to choose.
Commissions & Installations

Weddings, events, storefronts, and one-of-one commissioned pieces.

Commissions & installations start at $1,500.
Custom basketballs — inquire below.
Available to book worldwide. Travel available.
Drop 002

New pieces are sourced by hand, one at a time. The list hears first.